Amanda Cross Dresses

Our talent show is coming up and we've been working on the teacher act. I used audacity (free audio editing software) to put together a mix of "older" dance songs. I'm coming out on Old Time Rock and Roll a la Risky Business complete with a white shirt, boxers, sunglasses and socks. So, I went to Target today to buy a white shirt and boxers. This created a very interesting picture (I think) that I was opening all the bags and holding up the boxer shorts to myself. And, I must say, I sort of wish that I was a man. Let me explain, I wore a small in mens (I ended up buying a large though because the small was quite tight in the hips and I didn't really want to go out on a stage wearing a hip hugging shirt while wearing boxers). Ahh, that helps the self esteem greatly. I guess if I can't be a small woman, I can be a small man.