Amanda Asks Some Questions

If you haven't guessed by now, my mind works in mysterious ways. (Or maybe all minds work this way and I'm the only one dumb enough to say it all out loud). But here are some questions that have recently been gnawing (did you know that's how you spell that word? gnawing? I tried to spell it "knawing!") at my mind:

1. Why do all the people who play Bible characters in movies have an English accent?

2. Do more people face the shower head or away from the shower head when taking a shower? Does this depend on the sex? (The sex of the person, not sex in the shower) (I mean, do boys face one way and . . . you know what, I'm abandoning this one)

3. How can the annoying person (who lives across the street, no, let me amend that, who is dating someone across the street) sense the perfect 10 minute window to come in and steal my parking spot?

4. Why are short weeks so long?