Friday, April 10, 2009

One more war thing too

Here's a funny quote from Weeds about the war in Iraq:

Doug: You signed up for the reserves on your own free, drunk , horny accord. You're f*****.

Andy: Well I am not going to Iraq to fight in some bulls*** war about oil money.

Doug: Bulls*** war? What about 9/11? Didn't Iran hide the terrorists?

Andy: We're fighting a war in Iraq, Doug, and neither country had anything to do with blowing up the World Trade Center.

Doug: Well they both have sand.

(my favorite part, thank goodness Andy gets his toe bitten off by a dog in a later episode so that he doesn't have to be in the army!) Andy: Bush invaded a sovereign nation in defiance of the U.N He's a war criminal and now I have to be one if his disposable thugs with a f****** target on my head in the middle of the desert waiting to be blown up by a car bomb rigged by a 12 year old who loved Friends and Metallica until one of our missiles blew up his house! I don't think so.

Doug: They had weapons of mass destruction.

Andy: There were no weapons of mass destruction!

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