I saw the strangest thing yesterday when I was driving on 315. It startled me so much (and made me so intent on creating conspiracy theories (yes, I'm Joel's daughter)) that I took the wrong exit.

As I was driving, I thought I saw a flash of white in the car to my right, like he had just stuck his hand out the sunroof. Then, a few seconds later, I saw him do it again, this time throwing something white out the top of his car. A few seconds after that? White tissues, he was throwing wads of tissues out of his sunroof. Well, I get over to the right because I need to exit soon, and there is one car in between me and the crazy- throwing tissues out the window man. All of a sudden, he throws out another wad of tissues. It bounces off the windshield of the car in front of me, sails back, and *plunk* smacks my windshield. Right in front of my face, a big wad of white tissues. Isn't that weird? First of all, this is not plain old littering. This is throwing things at the cars behind you. You've got to be a little unstable to do such a thing, right?

Amanda's Theories:
1. He was trying to spread the swine flu with infected balls of tissues.
2. He killed someone and was spreading the evidence in little pieces all over the freeway. (I mean, that tissue hunk hit with a real thud.)

(PS - my mom wants to state for the record that old people with oxygen tanks should not be driving slowly around town. Personally, I think this is ageism, or at least emphysema-ism:)