Blerg! Been home too long two.

What happened to my post before this one called "Been home too long?" Blerg! Erased? Aw, it was funny too (by the way, completely random, but I just tried to write the word "it" seven times because it kept on coming out "ti." One of these days, I'll give you post with no corrections. See if you can make sense of it.)

OK here goes Been home too long take two:
I've been home for three days with strep throat and I have seen some really strange things on TV. These things might seem like they are jokes, but they are not, they are real things that real people are trying to sell.

Example one: 3 minute legs.


Excuse me, who came up with the idea to work out your legs by putting something up your hoo hoo? OK, I'm not crazy, because Ellen thinks it is weird too.


Example 2: Slap Chop remix (is this guy still employed because he beat up a prostitute a while back, maybe this is the solution, autotune the old commercials)


"Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts." Hilarious!